"I’m going fishing." Really means…"I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"Let’s take your car." Really means…"Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas."
"It’s a guy thing." Really means…"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" Really means…"Why isn’t it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means… Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response like Pavlov’s dog drooling
"Good idea." Really means…"It’ll never work. And I’ll spend the rest of the day gloating."
"Have you lost weight?" Really means…"I’ve just spent our last on a cordless drill."
"My wife doesn’t understand me." Really means…"She’s heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
"It would take too long to explain." Really means…"I have no idea how it works."
"I’m getting more exercise lately." Really means…"The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We’re going to be late." Really means…"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"You cook just like my mother used to." Really means…"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."
"Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard." Really means…"I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"You look terrific." Really means…"Oh, God, please don’t try on one more outfit. I’m starving."
"Will you marry me?" Really means…"Both my roommates have moved out, I can’t find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"I broke up with her." Really means…"She dumped me."
guitarvirgin
If men tell it like it is …Whats the problem then ?
haha! thats funny! sometimes, note i said sometimes, its true. but probably most of the time its true. or we would really be dead by now:)
And "Wow, you must have put alot into that list."
Means I just read the first and last ones, and assumed everything in the middle was pretty much the same.
lol so true
my wife said i cannot agree with you????
Yeah I am married too!!! lol!!!
So what it the question?
Regarding your series of statements, they are all untrue.
It is women who habitually say one thing and mean another. Men tend to tell it as it is.
Funny and true!
ok!
good ones, every time I read them, I laugh!
*hehehe*
All women are gonna know what you mean
And guitarvirgin – please i havent met a man yet that can tell it like it is!!
haha funny!!!!
LOL
thought it was funny but im not in agreement with a lot of this but some is right on the mark lol